Beyond the Purple Door

I remember driving to work in the early morning, probably a Tuesday–based on the sense of whimsy that overtakes me now as I recall things–and quit my job in the big city.

There was no deliberations or explanations that might fester into the typical awkward fumblings of the tongue when people and things are put on the spot. Just a matter-of-fact-here are the tools-take this job and shove it all right up in there with a firm twist.

I recall my boss yelling out as I backed away, setting course towards the giant square in the sky that is Wyoming, “You’ll be back after your first winter!” It was a tough statement to contend. I couldn’t prove him wrong soon enough.

Not even a winter or two, would be all that convincing to the skeptic. They’d chalk it up to some fluke, freak or variation of nature. But for anyone from the sunny Bay Area to last 22-years in a sparsely populated wasteland of sage, snow, and wooden sidewalks, would obviously be absurd.

Instead, it was grand. No Teton pun intended. The Winds are equally as majestic as those other boobs boast. But they appear out of the landscape much further from the road than the postcard shooters would like.

I’ve known the joy of diving into the glacial melt of high mountain lakes. Of being so close to a grizzly that you could taste its musky scent. Having a moose charge you with intent to clobber; and afterwards, eating his cousin out of a crock pot.

Wyoming has been an incredible place to live. I gave it the best years of my life. It gave me some great friends and memories to live with the rest of my days. But today, the Purple Door which buttoned up my house for more than two decades, has been sold. For the first time in 22-years, I no longer have a home on the range.

Thank you Wyoming, for helping me grow up. For teaching me some grand life-lessons, and for taking a chance with me; and finally, for letting me leave when it was time.

It wasn’t easy moving away from the many friends I have there as well, who have touched my life. Come visit. You can leave your winter boots at home.



Play Ball, Now and Then

Crack goes the bat and now the yapping little dog at my feet, wants to join the white-chin elder rounding first-base, en-route for third.

Photo by Sequim Gazette. Dave Underwood heads for home during the Sequim Wolves recent two-day tournament with Victoria Canada’s Raiders. The Wolves would go on to win 3 of the 4 games, but not without a great contest. For more photos click here …

I wish I could move as well as half my team, let alone how I did 40-years ago. I’m on-deck. I should call for a pinch-runner, but I’m too proud. I divert from my frailties, and offer up a stab at humor towards the dug-out. I’m swinging to get loose–like a few back-n-forths with a bat will help.

Miming the pooch, I sing: “Put me in coach,” in my best cartoon-dog-voice. John Fogerty’s famous melody in mind. The pup’s paws poking through the chain-link at me, pleading. It looked like the little fellow had chew in his gums from all the dirt he’d been wafting up.

“You’d like that Sparky, wouldn’t you?” says the man holding the pup at bay. “Too bad we don’t have a position for you.” He’s up next, in the hole, and pats the dog on the head before pulling his batting glove up an eager wrist.

The Red Sox, Benicia CA
The Red Sox, Benicia CA, circa 1972
Frozen Blueberries seem to work just as well; and they add plenty of fodder for comedic juxtapositions.

Quicker than my sciatic nerve can shriek displeasure as I practice-swing, I say, “Oh sure we do, Sparky can always play Rover!” That gets a few laughs from the rest of the bench. I thought of saying dog-catcher at first, but too many mixed metaphors to pull off.

Someone spits. I’m up.

Senior softball. I’ve come full circle since my days as a chubby nine-year old in California, playing hardball for Benicia’s Red Sox. I’m still chubby, but my legs have a lot more miles on them now. appropriately, the team here in Washington is called, The Grey Wolves. I’m not alone in my realizations.


Frozen peas have new meaning in my life. Before, I avoided them at all costs. Now, they snug-up next to me like a frosty lover, hugging my swollen, throbbing, heaving bits. I will never love peas less.

Now, six-weeks into my routine, I don’t hurt as I did last month, and I laugh and joke a lot more. I’m loving the pop my glove makes when the ball lands just-so in the webbing. I’m enjoying the comradery of team-play and the way my body feels when synching up my cleats. Before, I looked down at my feet and could barely find them, opting typically for slip-on flips and simply flopping down for another beer. Now, I put that knee right up there near my chin, snugging-up the laces like I did when I was 9-years old–back when I had no idea that I’d ever come to appreciate, yet still hate, the need for frozen peas.