Momma’s boy

PlayMOMMA’S BOY © D.VAUGHAN • 2010

I can’t compete with Momma’s boy

 

He might be a man but he still enjoys

Chewing on her nipples like a dog-gone rubber toy

It’s so touching, he’s so coy

I can’t compete with Momma’s boy

Hen’s in the kitchen

 

Chick’s in the yard

Don’t get in the middle

You won’t get far

He needs the keys to drive her dog-gone car

Means I’ll have to walk to the local bar

Leave the Hen in the kitchen, Chick in the yard

Man oh man, man alive

 

When you leave the nest son, it’s time to fly

Boy oh boy, I do not lie

I’m stuck between a Queen Bee and a bumble bee hive

Got big feet, Momma’s boy

Can’t tie shoes, she’s annoyed

Not smart enough to stay emplyoeed

Don’t want to get spanked, so I avoid

Stepping on the toes of Momma’s boy

Man oh man, man alive

When you leave the nest son, it’s time to fly

Boy oh boy, I do not lie

I’m stuck between a Queen Bee and a bumble bee hive

Time to shell-down the corn

I can’t compete with you